اینجا حجمِ زیادی جکِ انگلیسیِ جالب پیدا کردم. فصلِ هفتِ آن خیلی خوب است. این قسمتی از آن فصل است:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (in its entirety)
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. YOKO ONO:
Or staying where they are if that pleases them at the moment.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.